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Friday, 20 November 2009

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    Battle Studies
    By John Mayer
    Perfectly Lonely
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    the ratio.


    got this from cracked.com.
    this site is practically overflowing with awesomeness.

    "The Legend:

    "Dude, I can totally tell he's gay! Look at his fingers!"

    This sounds like one of those playground urban myths that adolescent males use as an excuse to punch each other. Supposedly, comparing the size of your index and ring fingers can tell whether a guy is destined to one day make out with Sulu and Andy Dick in a poorly lit alley in Hollywood.

    Yeah, right. Enough of your ignorant homophobia!

    The Truth:

    Incredibly, this is a real thing. It's called digit ratio theory and multiple studies have confirmed it.

    Apparently if you have a longer ring finger, it means you got more testosterone as a fetus and are more likely to be hyperactive, aggressive and disgusted by anything featuring Hugh Grant.

    A longer index finger, on the other hand, means more estrogen, making you more neurotic and sensitive. So if your index finger is way longer than your ring finger, you're like the gayest dude ever, right?

    Actually, no. Studies found that it was when the two fingers were nearly the same length that the subjects were more likely to be gay (men and women both). Why? You'll have to ask the scientists, it's technical. What we do know is a study from Rutgers looking at finger lengths in lesbians even found a noticeable difference between the "butch" ladies who drive trucks and wear flannel and the more feminine lesbians who tend to populate your fantasies.

    So... how far into this entry did you get before you stopped to look at your fingers?"


Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Tuesday, 03 November 2009

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    Where The Light Is:John Mayer Live In Los Angeles
    By John Mayer
    Good Love Is On The Way
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    the councel.


    "Young, beautiful, fresh. I just, I, I look at you and I think GOD. Just, find good dudes! Find good guys. Don't find guys who have a stack of mags on top of their toilet, and watch Spike TV....If your boyfriend watches more than, like, 20 minutes of cop car chases, cut it out. And let me tell you, tell you one other secret, ladies. My new, my new class. If he is wearing a hat, like, a baseball cap, that baseball cap must be perfectly straight on his head. If that hat is even just one degree off this way or that way, it's actually relative to how much of a dick he is. So if he's totally that way, that's how much of a dick he is. And if his hat is all the way sideways, ruuuuuun! Stay in line with the hat. And if it's on backwards, he may want to arm wrestle. That's my over-the-top reference.."

    - John Mayer


Monday, 02 November 2009

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    Where the Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles
    By John Mayer
    Slow Dancing In A Burning Room
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    the reflection.


    it's probably me.
    i'm sure it's me.
    i always come back to this question.
    i think it's me.
    be cool, my boy.
    allow the universe to unfold, all that's yours by divine right, will be given to you.
    if it's not, then let it go, because you can't take it with you.
    it sounds all so cliché, but the alternative is a much more stressful and lonely experience.
    man up.
    you've gotten yourself this far without screwing things up.

    but i wonder sometimes, about the outcome.
    it's not a quarter life crisis.
    it's nervewrecking.
    it's an absolutely mind blasting and most definitely draining experience.
    yet, it's so exciting.

    so very exciting.


Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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